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Monday, 27 July 2026

When Little Red Riding Hood came too early

"My my, what a wicked mouth you have, Grandmother."

- All the better to make fun of you with.

"My my, what a wicked tongue you have, Grandmother."

- All the better to put you in your place with.

"My my, what sharp teeth you have, Grandmother."

- All the better to snap at you with.

"Oh my, Grandmother... are you the Big Bad Wolf?"

- No, I am not, you idiot. You just came while the woodsman and I were in the middle of discussing something tender that is not for they eyes or ears of children. Run along now, Grannie will call you later today. Grannie loves you, child. Never forget.


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